Amber Lancaster is Hoooooooott. I know I'm biased towards blonde chicks, but dayum! This girl is a-smokin'!
I discovered this girl after seeing an episode of some TV show called "The Hard Times of RJ Berger" on MTV. Now, there is nothing special about this show, being a high-school-kid show, other than Amber Lancaster. The girl is smokin'.
Despite having really lame subject matter, the show's
writing is actually quite funny.
Remember the good old days of high school when you would show up at your model-hot-chick-"friends" house, and she'd be half naked, lying on the couch, ready for you to "take" her? Nah? Me neither.
She even has a hot chick name: Amber Lancaster. It's not quite "porn star," but it definitely signals "hot chick." I guess it could be a porn name... maybe. I love model pictures, because usually they have models doing the dumbest things in them. Like the picture above... is she like playing patty-cake with herself..? Hugging the mirror? Oh wait, she's acting like hot chicks do, I get it now... duh.
And again, acting like a hot chick... climbing up into an engine compartment, grease on her face... actually wait... that doesn't sound like something hot chicks do... don't they usually stay as far away from mechanical-type-things as possible? I mean dayum though, I'd hire her to fix my car, just for the show.
I love skimpy bikinis, I do declare!
All-in-all , she is a very good cross between "cute" and "hot," although I do think she is more attractive with slightly less eyeliner -- but that's just details.
