Scoots Magoots
He weighs ten times one pounds. He is a two-faced black and white monster. He is a vicious killing machine. His name... is Scoots Magoots, a member of the Canis genus.
Only on the rarest of occasions have biologists had the opportunity to spot the beast in the wild. But today two new pictures of the legendary animal join history. The picture above was taken while surviving a vicious attack from the animal. The picture below was just before he attacked.
Poised for Attack
Luckily, a couple of elephant hunters came along and were able to put the massive creature down before he surely would have killed me. They had to use fifteen rounds from their elephant guns to kill the animal. I was lucky. You might not be. Take this message as a warning -- to protect yourself from the beast known as Scoots Magoots...
...which means, of course, Scooter (in Latin), aka, my sister-in-law's tiny dog. :-)
