A new month, a new set of questions! So the idea of this column is that I ask chicks topical questions in order to improve the lives of fellow man. This is how it works: I send questions to a chick that I know, they answer anonymously however they want (including a free-style answer at the end where they can say whatever they'd like about anything), I post their answers, and people read them (most likely laughing -- with the guys secretly taking notes).
I will probably be sending out the same questions to 2-3 chicks over the span of one month so the readers can compare answers between the different ladies. Then I'll be sending out a new set of questions for the next month. It's fun, and interesting.
So here is the fifth neural synapse: Anonymous Chick #5.
2) Most disgusting things guys should just wait to do when you aren't around?
* [Editor's Note: "Touch Too Much" is also the name of a very good AC/DC song.]
3) Most and least romantic things a guy ever did for you, respectively?
The most romantic thing a guy did for me was when my college boyfriend, who was in the reserves and stationed in Iraq, surprised me with a visit for a week in the middle of his deployment. He had told me his leave was canceled because of the increased need for troops, but it turns out that he said that just to throw me off. At work one day my coworker came back to my cubicle and told me that I had a visitor, so I went to the lobby and the first thing I saw was my boyfriend decked out in his fatigues with the biggest bouquet of roses I’ve ever seen. I don’t think anything will ever top that for me.
The least romantic has to be when a guy who liked me stood in the middle of a heavily traveled road and would not get out of the road until I told him that I would go out with him. Crazy is not romantic.
4) What’s the best way for a guy to deal with an angry drunk girlfriend? (I understand that without a context this question may be difficult, but please give it the jolly good try.)
The most romantic thing a guy did for me was when my college boyfriend, who was in the reserves and stationed in Iraq, surprised me with a visit for a week in the middle of his deployment. He had told me his leave was canceled because of the increased need for troops, but it turns out that he said that just to throw me off. At work one day my coworker came back to my cubicle and told me that I had a visitor, so I went to the lobby and the first thing I saw was my boyfriend decked out in his fatigues with the biggest bouquet of roses I’ve ever seen. I don’t think anything will ever top that for me.
The least romantic has to be when a guy who liked me stood in the middle of a heavily traveled road and would not get out of the road until I told him that I would go out with him. Crazy is not romantic.
4) What’s the best way for a guy to deal with an angry drunk girlfriend? (I understand that without a context this question may be difficult, but please give it the jolly good try.)
First, hopefully this is not the norm [of the relationship], and if it is, there are usually some underlying issues that need to be dealt with… sober. With that said, alcohol can sometimes make us a little irrational. The best thing you can do is listen and at least act like you’re understanding what we’re saying. Basically just appease us until we’re both sober, it’ll be better for everyone in the end. The worst thing you can do is say things like “you’re acting crazy” or “you need to calm down” – these things automatically make us a thousand times more angry.
5) How sensitive must a guy be?
I’ve never been the kind of girl who’s into assholes, because I completely respect and appreciate a sensitive guy. The kind of sensitive I’m referring to is the guy who is genuinely interested in me and makes an effort to understand me and get to know me. He’s also someone I can have stimulating conversations with and who lets me know he’s thinking of me in cute little ways without being cheesy. There are limits to what’s acceptable sensitivity in a guy, and being whipped is not in the least bit attractive.
6) How CAN’T a guy ask a girl out (i.e. is it okay to ask a girl out over g-chat/email/text/etc.)?
All of these are acceptable except for an email. With g-chat or text, even though you’re not actually speaking to each other, you’re still having an ongoing conversation with the person. But an email involves limited back and forth dialogue and is too impersonal if you’re asking someone out for the first time.
7) Would you date a younger guy? How young?
I should say yes because age shouldn’t matter, but personally younger guys don’t appeal to me at all. That isn’t to say that I wouldn’t date someone a year or two younger than me who’s mature and at the same place in his life as I am, but older men are better in more ways than one…
8) Scenario: It’s your first time having sex with a particular person. Stay conventional and work up, later, to other positions? Or is the first time with someone like an audition... pull out all of the stops?
Depends on the situation. If it’s definitely a one night stand (face it, we all have a few) and I won’t be hooking up with this guy ever again, then I definitely pull out all of the stops. If you have one chance with the guy you have to make the most of it for the both of you, and there’s absolutely no reason to hold back. If it’s a guy that could possibly be around for longer, I still have fun with the positions, but on the more conventional side. I don’t want to pull out all the stops the first time and have no new surprises for him the next time we have sex.
9) Top or bottom (and why)?
Top! On top you have total control and something about that feeling completely turns me on. It lets you move the way that feels best, and there’s something about a man looking up at you with that “wow” look on his face that makes you feel so sexy.
10) Freestyle. Go!
The best advice I could give any guy is that confidence is key. It’s the sexiest quality a guy can have. Girls can easily pick a guy who is happy and confident out of a big crowd. If you’re not happy with yourself then there’s no way you’re going to be able to make us happy.
Thanks Anonymous Chick # 5. Key takeaway: Have confidence and don't be "whipped," except when your girl is drunk... then just "listen" and "appease" her...
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