Sunday, January 16, 2011

Nintendo fickt überwältigend

Yeah, so I had Le-Cheese and Henslayer over after their romp at the bar tonight. We had one goal: to play some bitch smackin', whip crackin', dominatrix actin', Nintendo action.

Le-Cheese getting beat  by the Hippo dude in Punch Out.

Yeah so basically Le-Cheese is good at Tecmo Bowl, terrible at All-Star Baseball, allegedly good at regular Baseball, and terrible at Punch Out. He beat me 14-7 in Tecmo Bowl after some bullshit from the game screwed my pass defense up (not really, I just got outplayed).

Le-Cheese playing the old gray box.

Le-Cheese getting punched in the face by Don Flamingo in an awesome
action shot. (Note that it is only 5 seconds into the match.)

Le-Cheese would later go on to lose to Don Flamingo. Flamingo is probably the second-easiest character in the game. I am disappointed.

Me knocking fat ass King Hippo on his ass,
and, as you can see, it was a 10 count.
That bitch didn't get back up.

Meanwhile, Slayer just laid passed out on the couch.

Me absolutely destroying Don Flamingo after
Le-Cheese threw me the controller to avoid defeat. I'd be
damn sexy if I wasn't a bald napoleon dynamite.

I'll tell you huwhat, getting new contacts for my Nintendo was one of the best things I ever did. You can get new contacts online for fairly cheap. I think mine were maybe 7-8 dollars. At most they weren't more than 20. I don't have to blow into the games anymore (which you shouldn't do by the way, because it corrodes the contacts), and they pretty much start after the first try. Also, it's pretty badass playing a Nintendo on an HD TV. It makes me really think about life, and all of its vibrancy and the depth and perception of polygons and pixels... mmm... it gets me hot and bothered just thinking about it.