Dime Piece of the Week: Malin Akerman

I mean geeee whizz!  I like girls who have that really tight lower back.  Good fitness. Annndd you may know my tendency towards blondes.  Here it is again.

Akerman was born in Sweden and moved to Canada at the age of two.  This makes her one of those rare-breed hot Canadians (although it doesn't really count, because she's really Swedish-born).

Looks like some kind of hooker/Courtney Love impression.

Good to go.

You might recognize her as the chick from that movie The Watchmen (2009).  She was also the wicked hot chick in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) who offers to *#&$ both of their #%*@s.  You also get to see her boobs in both movies... so... win - win... right?

Mmhmmm, talk about a sleeping beauty. 

Little did we know, that her legs are 10 feet long.  I'm not really a "leg guy," but she is very persuasive.

Good eyes, good face, good body. She is well nigh a dime piece.

Hot Chick of the Week: Larissa Raquelme

This is the second hot chick of the week this week. Instead of working hard during finals, I just find ways to divert my attention. Google images and hot chicks. Done.

This is Larissa Raquelme. She first gained international attention during the 2010 World Cup for being a [hot as shizz] Paraguay fan.

Good pose. Yabba dabba doo.

Nom.

Girl's got assets.

Remember that post about panties?

The picture which made her "famous."

Notice the custom cell phone holder... money!

Slightly awkward pose... but hot chicks can get

away with a lot more shizz in their lives.

"Hey baby, check out this concrete wall... ahhh yeaaa."

Hot Chick of the Week: Amber Lancaster

Amber Lancaster is Hoooooooott. I know I'm biased towards blonde chicks, but dayum! This girl is a-smokin'!

I discovered this girl after seeing an episode of some TV show called "The Hard Times of RJ Berger" on MTV. Now, there is nothing special about this show, being a high-school-kid show, other than Amber Lancaster. The girl is smokin'.

Despite having really lame subject matter, the show's

writing is actually quite funny.

Remember the good old days of high school when you would show up at your model-hot-chick-"friends" house, and she'd be half naked, lying on the couch, ready for you to "take" her? Nah? Me neither.

She even has a hot chick name: Amber Lancaster. It's not quite "porn star," but it definitely signals "hot chick." I guess it could be a porn name... maybe. I love model pictures, because usually they have models doing the dumbest things in them. Like the picture above... is she like playing patty-cake with herself..? Hugging the mirror? Oh wait, she's acting like hot chicks do, I get it now... duh.

And again, acting like a hot chick... climbing up into an engine compartment, grease on her face... actually wait... that doesn't sound like something hot chicks do... don't they usually stay as far away from mechanical-type-things as possible? I mean dayum though, I'd hire her to fix my car, just for the show.

I love skimpy bikinis, I do declare!

All-in-all , she is a very good cross between "cute" and "hot," although I do think she is more attractive with slightly less eyeliner -- but that's just details.

Hot Chick of the Week: Jules Asner

Jules Asner. She is starting to get old now, but I was watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) and I was remembering how I used to think she was wicked hot.

I'm liking that see-through action.

You might remember her from that TV channel E! Entertainment Television. She was on their celebrity news show.

We all sit in mouse-wheels... right?

I never really realized her hotness until I did an almighty google image search, and a few decent pictures popped. I figured she'd have more pictures, but you don't always get what you want (laid).

Models and other hot chicks are always at the beach.

I wonder if they actually like the beach, or if

they just want an excuse to take their clothes off?

Jules Asner had a small part, as herself, in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, otherwise I don't know what she has been up to since then (2001). I'll look it up.

Another damn beach picture -- what's up?

Other than being married to Steven Soderbergh, Ms. Asner hasn't been up to much since 2001. She apparently wrote a book, of some shit sort.

Mmhmm.

"Oh ee Oh ee Oh, think I'm gunna know ya. Jungle love. Girl I'd love to show ya." Or something.

She's not the hottest hot chick of the week. But I was inspired.