See the prior post, numbers 13-10, to get up to speed.
#9.
METALLICA: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (1984)
For those metal fans, all I have to say is "Fade to Black" and you'd know the greatness to which I am referring: Ride the Lightning. This is one of those under-heralded albums that you turn on, and as a metal fan you're like: "Damn that song is on this album too?" And the majesty keeps delivering with "Creeping Death," "The Call of Ktulu," and "For Whom the Bells Tolls," amongst many others. This was Metallica's second album, the transition album between their extremely thrashy first album Kill 'Em All (1983), and their more classic sound beginning on Master of Puppets (1986). It's a raw album, without being raw for raw's sake. Metallica wasn't trying hard to be cool (like one could say about Kill 'Em All), they were just playing badass music, and it comes across on the album.Favorite Lyrics: "Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery, he hears the silence so loud. Crack of dawn, all is gone, except the will to be. Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see, for whom the bell tolls, time marches on." - For Whom the Bell Tolls
Album Cover: Average/good. The lightning is cool, I guess.
Favorite Lyrics: "So can you understand? Why I want a daughter while I'm still young. I wanna hold her hand and show her some beauty, before this damage is done." - The Suburbs
Album Cover: Good. A car parked looking at the side of a suburban home. Gets the point across. I like the colors.
#7
IRON MAIDEN: LIVE AFTER DEATH (1985)
This is the live album of live albums. It is the only live album I would ever consider putting on a list of favorite albums. I am biased, of course, because it is Iron Maiden, the greatest band in existence after Wyld Stallyn, of course. So, Live After Death, is a sick album. It was released in 1985 arguably at Iron Maiden's peak. They had just released the holy trio of albums -- Number of the Beast (1982), Piece of Mind (1983) and Powerslave (1984). They released these consecutively, while touring on the most epic of tours ever, the WORLD SLAVERY TOUR. Haha! So evil! Then, what do they decide to do? Oh I don't know, release a live album of the most epic material they will ever create!! "What do you do when a bird shits on you?" The Rime of the Ancient Mariner! Hallowed be Thy Name! Running Free! Run to the Hills! The Trooper! Powerslave! Number of the Beast! I literally can't name all of the awesomeness that poured out of this album, because my fingers would start to bleed. They (my fingers) would surely hate me, and I still need them for law school, and other things. Needless to say, the vinyl with a sleeve in good condition would be an excellent gift for me at some point (this is directed at all of my single hot-chick friends who want to impress me -- but only the blonde ones). This album came out when Iron Maiden was selling out stadiums three nights in a row... oh the 80's, where art thou? (Note to self: IN THE PAST... *tear* ) The quality of this live recording is unmatched by any live recording I've heard since.Favorite Lyrics: "She came to me with a serpent's kiss, as the eye of the sun rose on her lips, moonlight catches silver tears that I cry. So we lay in a black embrace, and the seed is sown in a holy place, and I watched and I waited for the dawn." - Revelations (on Piece of Mind)
Album Cover: Very good. "Eddie" is busting up from hell, probably breaking from some badass metal chains or something. Either way, he is making the metal hands (indicating that epic qualities in the abstract are abound), and the metal face (indicating that Jesus is shredding on an electric axe somewhere in the universe). Love it. Whenever I see it, I smile, like seeing really short short-shorts on a girl that should be wearing normal-sized-girl pants.
#6
JUDAS PRIEST: SAD WINGS OF DESTINY (1976)
Okay, well after rating Live After Death so highly, I'm rethinking the placement of this album on the scale -- it is surely deserving of "favorite" status, but maybe a little lower on the list. Oh well, too lazy now, forge ahead. Sad Wings of Destiny is the first album on the list that doesn't have that one bastard step-child of a song. Suburbs had "Month of May," Ride the Lightning had "Trapped Under Ice," just like Use Your Illusion II had "Shotgun Blues." But this masterpiece, flows, and I mean dayum it flows. A lot of the songs lead into one another. It is crafted by the master guitarist artisans K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton -- the true founders of the dual guitar battle. It punches you in the face out of the gate with "Victim of Changes," easily one of Priest's best songs, and a true metal legend of a song. (Victim of Changes is probably one of my favorite songs.) The album then immediately cuts into "The Ripper" based on Jack the Ripper, of English lore/reality, a great percussion-driven beat machine. Next, it softens into "Dreamer Deceiver," and lets you catch your breath, with, frankly, some quite beautiful vocal melodies, and soft acoustic. But! Don't fear, it transitions into its faster pace cousin, delivering on the electric guitar in "Deceiver." Then Priest, does WHAT!?!?, they drop some piano on your fat stank ass with the "Prelude" to "Tyrant," another classic priest anthem. It rolls through "Epitaph" and "Genocide," great stand-alone songs, closing out with "Island of Domination," a perfect album closer with high pitch Halford vocals, and some very "riffy" guitar bits (for the 70's). This is not a hardcore album by any means, but it is very very good. It is pure and honest to the proto-metal sound of the late 1970's. Sad Wings was Priest's second album, released in 1976.
Favorite Lyrics: "Once she was wonderful, once she was fine, once she was beautiful, once she was mine. Now change has come over her body, she doesn't see me anymore. Now change has come over her body, she doesn't see me anymore. Changes, victim of change." - Victim of Changes
Album Cover: Great! I love the angel's spread wings, trying to protect himself from the flames. It encapsulates epic ideas, like battles on ethereal plains... or something? Or maybe its a stone angel, immune to flame? Who knows, it looks badass, and this is a blog about badass stuff... and me.
Tune in next week, kids, for the final installment of the best albums ever created by humans.
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