10 Rules for the SALES by Anna Dello Russo

"The fateful moment ofCLOTHING SALE is coming!
I'm going to tell you my 10 RULESfor making excellent purchases:

1. Only MASTERPIECES!

2. Not buy USELESS stuff.
They are like the exotic SOUVENIRS,that when you return from the trip,encumber and ruinthe aesthetics of the house.

3. Point your FAV PIECElike your BIG LOVE.
Stay posted to the window,follow the customers' movements,wait the first day of sales.

4. Buy only COLLECTOR'S ITEMSout of the ordinary:otherwise you will get the nth black coat!

5. Don't go RANDOMLY,you'll spend more energy and money.

6. Take your WISH-list MAP.

7. Give yourself a BUDGETand follow your WISH-list priorities.

8. Don't get DUPED by sales:
They are like the beautiful mermaidsof PIRATES of the CARIBBEAN 4that first seduce you and then drag youto the bottom of the sea.

9. Buy only DESIGNER'S clothes.
Why? high-quality is guaranteed.

10. Not fly commercial!
Take the chance to go in the FORBIDDENstores and satisfies all your WHIMS!"Anna