So I'm trying to diversify my blog. I came up with this idea to include the female perspective, aka, asking chicks topical questions in order to improve the lives of fellow man. This is how it works: I send questions to a chick that I know, they answer anonymously however they want (including a free-style answer at the end where they can say whatever they'd like about anything), I post their answers, and people read (most likely laughing -- with the guys secretly taking notes). I will probably be sending out the same questions to 2-3 chicks over the span of one month so the readers can compare answers between the different ladies. It's fun, and interesting.
So here is the first neural synapse: Anonymous Chick #1.
1) What is the best gift a guy could get you?
A vacation to somewhere in the world I have never been.
2) Do you have any fashion advice for guys?
Make sure your clothes fit you!! Very few American men know what length their shirt sleeves should be or how their pants and jackets should fit.
3) Fashion advice for chicks?
Proportion, proportion, proportion and don't lie to yourself about what looks best on your body.
4) What is the worst date that you've ever been on, and why?
A guy my mom set me up on a blind [date] with because he was too loud and intense... and about 5' 3".
5) What is the ideal first date?
Casual dinner and drinks, talking, laughing until three hours have gone by without either of us noticing, a walk, and then ...
6) What is the worst kind of kisser?
A darting tongue, really thin lips, failure to do anything with his hands.
7) How many dates before sex? Less than one is totally acceptable.
Always, always go with the flow and where it takes you.
8) Ever flash anyone in public?
Never ... gotta make them work for it.
9) Does size matter?
YES, but a failure in the size department can definitely be made up for in other areas and even when it's huge the sex can be no good.
10) Freestyle. Go!
So right now I am listening to music by Lael Neale (see previous blog post). I listen to Lael pretty much every morning while I have breakfast and coffee and then after my roommate leaves I jump around in my bathrobe and sing along. It's pretty much the best way to get me awake/happy/high on the day. You should definitely try it sometime.
Thanks Anonymous Chick # 1. I have a lot of things to work on. E.g., does ExtenZe work?
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