Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Hot Chick of the Week: Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker
Yowser! I mean holy s#1t!

This girl... This girl has all of the assets.  As a friend said, she has "the best rack of the year," and it's like "a moment in time you want to cherish forever."  She should be "frozen into a statue" because a carver couldn't replicate such perfection.  In all seriousness though, she has a great face, beautiful eyes, and she isn't emaciated like some models.  So I mean, she does a good job with herself.

I like the beach too.

In my personal opinion Brooklyn Decker may very well be the hottest hot chick of the week so far.  Avid readers might know about my bias towards blondes... hey... it's an addiction... don't put your moral judgment on me.  But anyway, that explains my willingness to put them at the top of the list.  No one is twisting my arm.  Still... dayum!

Why do girls always insist on sleeping on rocks!?  So dumb...

Polka dots are awesome.

As some of you might have seen, she is in that new movie with Adam Sandler, Just Go With It.  I don't know anything about the plot, nor do I care to learn much about it.  It also has Jennifer Aniston, who is also quite a good looking individual.

I like the pink.

Hey hotness, would you like a Corona?

...or perhaps a Dos Equis?



 So what do you think about Brooklyn Decker?  Awesome or amazing?  9/10 or 9.5/10?

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